whatever

Lavender Hill, I am annoyed, see the river
where the ducks usually are is packed with
seagles... it is no peace anymore, they just
yell. Never thought a peaceful place in
nature could be ruined by anything else
than dumb humans, it is proven itself to
be different, fucking seagles. Last summer
I shot at seagles with a painball gun.
Fish and game at the place doesn't care
much unless it is regarding eagles or bears.
I might buy a paintball set here as well
and shoot those bastards, see they don't
get hurt if it is with "non-damaging" bullets,
like for children you can buy special,
it will just be a damn big purple splash
all over the seagles body. And it
washes of after time, perhaps the
seagle likes it. If not, too bad, my
ducks don't like the seagles.